Feeling Like An Idiot

Nyahahaha. This isn't the greatest feeling, but it's not that bad either.

I feel like...*drum roll*...a moron! (Someone with the intelligence of a six year old or younger.)
I guess I probably made myself a complete idiot. I mean with all this contest hype. I should have known it was too good to be true. And yet, I don't know if it IS too good to be true. It's confuzzling.

Well, maybe it is real. It just doesn't seem quite right, 's all. Maybe I'm being a freak for nothing. Maybe I could still win money (rather an easy way to get out of my permanent state of brokedom), but there's absolutely no way to be sure. And I don't feel comfortable handing out my personal information on the internet. Plus I can't think of a decent pen-name. Josephine Jewell Wideman? No thank you. Ew. Urgh. God help us, Everyone.

I wonder, I wonder, what am I going to do? *Le curse*